Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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