just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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