I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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