she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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