More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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