Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You smell like stripper and shame
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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