she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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