I'm jealous of your bromance
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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