I am in a vortex of obligation.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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