were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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