Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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