just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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