Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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