haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Randomize
