we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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