I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
