Is it normal to miss your booty call?
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Randomize
