I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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