god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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