She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Randomize
