I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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