Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I stole a fireplace last night.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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