Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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