if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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