wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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