if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Randomize
