Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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