just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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