found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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