dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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