He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
he quoted the bible to break up with me
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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