how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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