I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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