I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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