first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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