you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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