Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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