Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
