hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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