No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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