I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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