Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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