kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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