He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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