He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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