Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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