he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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