You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
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