we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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