i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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