can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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