vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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