He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
wanna go halves on a baby?
My Higher Power is John Stamos
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Randomize
