Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I need to sanitize my soul.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Randomize
