i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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