YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
if i died would you start the facebook group?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Randomize
